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Dec 3, 2025

Bestie Got Fit — I Got Gas and a Spasm

The only thing that stretched was my patience

Bestie Got Fit — I Got Gas and a Spasm

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Jan 22

I Keep Getting Away With It

Why the universe hasn’t cut me off yet

I Keep Getting Away With It

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Feb 8

Busted Making Out in a Filthy Train Toilet

Horny, reckless and almost cornered by a scrawny creep

Busted Making Out in a Filthy Train Toilet

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Jan 12

I Became a Prostitute for $500 (and Walked Away Smiling)

I sold my stillness and don’t regret it

I Became a Prostitute for $500 (and Walked Away Smiling)

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Feb 11

I Like It Deep. Just Not With Soil.

Some things were never meant to survive me

I Like It Deep. Just Not With Soil.

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Jul 11

I Took My Reading Offline. Then This Happened.

I swapped dopamine hits for paper cuts. Somehow, my brain thanked me.

I Took My Reading Offline. Then This Happened.

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Jul 9

I Was Convinced He Was Racist.

Until, I realised I’d misunderstood everything.

I Was Convinced He Was Racist.

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Jul 3

You Love Art and Culture. You Hate Paying for It.

Everyone values their own labour. Creative labour somehow remains negotiable.

You Love Art and Culture. You Hate Paying for It.

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Jun 12

I Was Supposed to Be Sleeping

Instead, I accidentally started a Medium publication at midnight.

I Was Supposed to Be Sleeping

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Jun 10

The Day 87 Percent of Writers Vanished

I never felt more joyous, until I didn’t

The Day 87 Percent of Writers Vanished

Manali Jarząbkiewicz

Manali Jarząbkiewicz

Stranger than fiction 🥀 Storyteller. Essayist. Humorist. I roll w sarcasm! Reader discretion advised ;) https://ko-fi.com/manaliwicz

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